December 2011
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Cockles, Cats, and Texting
Me: You left your cockle in my cat!
Me: Also, you left your cupcake in my car, so I'll hold on to it for you.
Daily: No, you eat it; it'll go bad before I see you again.
Me: I don't want your damn cupcake! I'll bring it to you tomorrow or Monday. And come get your cockle; my poor cat can't sleep with it sticking out of its ass.
Dec 25th
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“Nila is like my spirit animal.”
– Daily, on me winning all the cards she judges in Apples to Apples
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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The New Chris Crocker
Someone send that poor soul some butter.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“You just opened fucking Pandora’s box.”
– Gavin, upon being killed in Modern Warfare
Dec 22nd
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  shacoria replied to your post: You can age your sims up with a cheat, or a birthday cake, or both. Though if you really want to get rid of your babies? Stop taking care of them, and someone should come along to take them away stop trying to get rid of your sims!!! Too many babies!!!
Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: You can age your sims up with a cheat, or a birthday cake, or both. Though if you really want to get rid of your babies? Stop taking care of them, and someone should come along to take them away
Dec 21st
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  freedomsuite replied to your post: Good ole’ North Carolina… IT’S WARM AND RAINING IN DECEMBER TAKE ME WITH YOU And so the Indian kidnapped the jazz musician…
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Stupid Sims Babies
Me: Ugh, how do I give up my babies for adoption?
Me: On Sims, I mean.
Shacoria: Umm, I dunno lol.
Me: Go damn babies!!! So fuckin' annoying! Now I have four with one on the way, and I set it so no one ages, so they're gonna be babies forever! Noooo!
Shacoria: Smh. Should've been more careful.
Me: lol I thought I could give them away...
Shacoria: Lmao wow...
Dec 21st
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Good ole' North Carolina...
Waaaaaah take me back, Massachusetts!
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Part 1: Part 2: [“Chaconne from Partita in D minor for solo violin (BWV 1004)” composed by J.S. Bach, performed by Hilary Hahn]
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Link: Musers, click to orgasm →
Dec 17th
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“I’m really proud of my kids, but I don’t know how to deal with boys,...”
– T.I. on his daughter’s talking to boys
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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“There are bad gay people, too!”
– Shacoria
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Best of Autocorrect
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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